Gary Fincke: "Competitive Eating"

 

COMPETITIVE EATING

 

Famously, fifty three and a half hot dogs,

Buns included, were swallowed in twelve minutes

At Coney Island, the beach packed with people

Transfixed by that brief, marvelous appetite.

 

Wonders, for sure, those numbers and the workings

Of the body to accept them, a strangeness

Like the swords and fire down the throats at sideshows,

But now there’s an alphabetical roster

 

Of records for quantity and speed, starting

With asparagus, six pounds in ten minutes,

Followed by beef tongue, bologna, burritos,

The beautiful simplicity of buffet.

 

Alliterations of the edible fill

The page: cabbage and candy, connoli, corn,

And the connotative mention of cow brains,

Fifty-seven of them in fifteen minutes

 

By the same phenom who Hoovered those hot dogs.

Matzo balls, mayonnaise, meat pies—suddenly,

The weight of eating mesmerizes like breasts,

And I remember my single fling with food,

 

Choosing goldfish, live ones, and betting with friends

Before taking them down with water to win

Ten dollars for a dozen in a minute,

My unrecorded record for childishness.

 

Look, there are mouths for stones and metal and glass,

Things to be more careful with than tamales,

No limit to what we’re willing to swallow—

Paragraphs of protest, a declaration

 

Of love, promises, dreams.  Ceaselessly, we can

Listen for our sentences washed back with spit.

If we stay quiet, holding our breath, we might

Hear the infinity of words within us.

 

Gary Fincke has had poems appear in numerous journals, including Alaska Quarterly Review, Beloit Poetry Journal, Gettysburg Review, Harper's, Kenyon Review, Ploughshares, Prairie Schooner, and Shenandoah. He has published more than a dozen books of poetry and fiction.